Lollipop - Kaname x Zero Ficlet XD
I should be sleeping. Or if not, I should be doing something useful. But of course, I'm not. LOL
Actually, I'm waiting up for a phone call from a friend of mine who's in some trouble. :S *yawn* but I am going to hate myself tomorrow when I have to get up for work. Soo... of course I'm sitting here thinking of Kaname and Zero related things to pass the time. I'm too dead tired to write anything on my serious stories, but I was listening to music and was unduly amused by Framing Hanley's remix of a song called "Lollipop". *grins and coughs*
It was in my playlist and I must have heard it at least three or four times before I actually paid attention to the lyrics. XD I'm sure it's just that I'm punchy because of how tired I am and that's why it's striking me as so funny, but the tune is curiously addictive. O.o
Somehow, that spawned this absolutely ridiculous and pointless little fic. I'm not going to post it on FF.net, just here. LOL I probably shouldn't even post it here, since anything written at 2am in the morning when one can hardly keep their eyes open should probably be treated as highly suspect. Buuuut... whatever. This is just for laughs, so I'm sorry if our boys are OOC at all and that it has absolutely no plot, but if it's terrible, then at least you can laugh at how terrible it is. XD
Worth mentioning that I've never heard the original song that Framing Hanley was redoing here, just their version, so that is the version that this ficlet uses.
You absolutely have to listen to the song to get this ficlet:
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Lollipop
by Blackened Wing
Rating: S for Silly LOL!
Summary: Kaname and Zero are at a nightclub looking for someone and hear a song while they're waiting that sparks some amusement.
Warnings: Just a little suggestiveness and an implied established m/m relationship.
Pairings: Kaname x Zero
Disclaimer: Vampire Knight and its characters do not belong to me. They belong to Matsuri Hino who probably wants them back after the way I treat them. LOL. I borrow them without permission, but with great affection. This story is for entertainment purposes only (very obviously); no money is being made from it.
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Zero shot Kaname a sidelong glance as they settled by the bar, resigned to waiting while the hostess tried to find the man they sought amid the seething mass of people dancing on the club floor under the eye popping strobe lights.
They'd been to clubs before, but not this particular type. Zero was sure that the pureblood must hate it. The music was loud, the lights were flashing and roving and there were so many people in here that it made even Zero feel a tiny claustrophobic. Kaname's extra senses must be killing him, but the pureblood was doing a good job of remaining a picture of calm.
Zero was right, however. Inwardly, Kaname couldn't wait until they could get out of this place. In an effort to distract himself, he tried to focus on individual scents or sounds in order to block out the full-out assault that all of them together caused upon his senses.
He listened to Zero's fingers drumming on the bar, unconsciously in time with the beat of the music. The music itself caught his attention after a moment. It was so loud in the club that Kaname's ears were ringing and his head was pounding with the press of humanity around them, so he wasn't sure he'd quite heard the song verse correctly and he gave Zero a quizzical, slightly embarrassed, slightly amused expression.
"Zero, did he just say that she licks me...?"
"Like a lollipop," Zero confirmed, gaze fixed resolutely out towards the dance floor, hoping to see the hostess returning. His tone was so serious and his attempts to not be embarrassed by the song that was loudly blasting over the amped up speakers so obvious that it increased Kaname's amusement even more.
"I don't believe that "jerp" is a word..." the pureblood remarked after a moment, unable to help blinking at the unexpected explicitness of the lyrics if you actually paid attention to them. The song would have seemed more lewd if the tune wasn't so darn catchy. Half of it seemed to him to be in a different language, however. "And what the heck are laylelums?" he added.
Zero mumbled something that sounded like: "mehmemums..." and Kaname raised his eyebrows.
"What?" he asked, raising his voice to be heard above the dull roar of the club. Zero's mumble was again too soft to be heard and Kaname gave him a frustrated look. "You know what this place is doing to my ears, Zero, speak up can't you?"
Zero glared at him. "Lady lumps, all right?" he repeated, raising his voice in a growl. "Not laylelums! I'd like to touch your lovely lady lumps," he repeated the song lyrics in exasperation, only to realize that he was talking louder than he'd intended. He glanced around quickly, cheeks flushing very attractively. He gave Kaname a dirty look as if wondering if the other vampire was intentionally making him translate the embarrassing song lyrics to him. Yet it was obvious that Zero was a little amused as well, despite himself.
The expression on Kaname's face was worth the momentary discomfort, though. The pureblood looked both amused and non-pulsed in that sort of awkward way which said he wasn't quite sure how to react to this little cultural experience. "Oh, you mean their..."
"YES. SHUT UP."
Kaname looked about ready to say something else, when the song went into a extended new refrain that made both vampires flush slightly and look at each other. Zero started laughing first, then Kaname lost his struggle with the chuckles shaking in his chest as well. It was just too embarrassingly funny for some reason. Maybe just because they were there together and paying way too much attention to such small, ridiculous things.
"I never really thought of it as juicy before..." Kaname gasped softly amid contained mirth.
Zero looked like he wanted to kill him, if only he could stop choking on repressed laughter long enough to do so. Maybe in reality this was so amusingly mortifying because the two of them could identify with both sides of the song, at least as far as the... er... lollipop angle went.
The hostess returned and gave the two flushed, laughing men a polite, bemused look as if questioning their sanity. She did not comment however, and merely informed them that the party they were looking for was not here, he'd probably gone to check on one of his other clubs. She would be glad to give them a call if he returned.
Kaname and Zero thanked her and left, only too glad to get out of the crowded club. As they exited out onto the darkened street, Kaname shot Zero a look. "Do you want to lick the wrapper?" he inquired with a wicked gleam in his eyes, the strong upward twitching at the corners of his mouth the only thing that ruined his deadpan expression.
As intended, it tipped Zero over the edge of his control again, back into a coughing fit of laughter. "Oh, shut up!" he choked in a wheeze. "Or I'll give you lovely black and blue lumps."
Kaname shook his head, laughing as they walked away.
THE END
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Yeaaah... Like I said, insanity and over tiredness is my only defense on this one. LOL
Oh, apropos of nothing... my old computer died Monday night, and I had to get a new one. Ever since then I've been on the long and sometimes trying odyssey of getting a new system set up, software installed, data moved and a ton of other little things that you totally forget you need to do until you suddenly are faced with a brand new system that seems to do nothing quite the way you want it to. ;P
Oookay. If I the phone hasn't rung soon, I really need to go to bed... *still giggling about lollipops, proving that she is pretty much certifiably insane*
Actually, I'm waiting up for a phone call from a friend of mine who's in some trouble. :S *yawn* but I am going to hate myself tomorrow when I have to get up for work. Soo... of course I'm sitting here thinking of Kaname and Zero related things to pass the time. I'm too dead tired to write anything on my serious stories, but I was listening to music and was unduly amused by Framing Hanley's remix of a song called "Lollipop". *grins and coughs*
It was in my playlist and I must have heard it at least three or four times before I actually paid attention to the lyrics. XD I'm sure it's just that I'm punchy because of how tired I am and that's why it's striking me as so funny, but the tune is curiously addictive. O.o
Somehow, that spawned this absolutely ridiculous and pointless little fic. I'm not going to post it on FF.net, just here. LOL I probably shouldn't even post it here, since anything written at 2am in the morning when one can hardly keep their eyes open should probably be treated as highly suspect. Buuuut... whatever. This is just for laughs, so I'm sorry if our boys are OOC at all and that it has absolutely no plot, but if it's terrible, then at least you can laugh at how terrible it is. XD
Worth mentioning that I've never heard the original song that Framing Hanley was redoing here, just their version, so that is the version that this ficlet uses.
You absolutely have to listen to the song to get this ficlet:
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Lollipop
by Blackened Wing
Rating: S for Silly LOL!
Summary: Kaname and Zero are at a nightclub looking for someone and hear a song while they're waiting that sparks some amusement.
Warnings: Just a little suggestiveness and an implied established m/m relationship.
Pairings: Kaname x Zero
Disclaimer: Vampire Knight and its characters do not belong to me. They belong to Matsuri Hino who probably wants them back after the way I treat them. LOL. I borrow them without permission, but with great affection. This story is for entertainment purposes only (very obviously); no money is being made from it.
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Zero shot Kaname a sidelong glance as they settled by the bar, resigned to waiting while the hostess tried to find the man they sought amid the seething mass of people dancing on the club floor under the eye popping strobe lights.
They'd been to clubs before, but not this particular type. Zero was sure that the pureblood must hate it. The music was loud, the lights were flashing and roving and there were so many people in here that it made even Zero feel a tiny claustrophobic. Kaname's extra senses must be killing him, but the pureblood was doing a good job of remaining a picture of calm.
Zero was right, however. Inwardly, Kaname couldn't wait until they could get out of this place. In an effort to distract himself, he tried to focus on individual scents or sounds in order to block out the full-out assault that all of them together caused upon his senses.
He listened to Zero's fingers drumming on the bar, unconsciously in time with the beat of the music. The music itself caught his attention after a moment. It was so loud in the club that Kaname's ears were ringing and his head was pounding with the press of humanity around them, so he wasn't sure he'd quite heard the song verse correctly and he gave Zero a quizzical, slightly embarrassed, slightly amused expression.
"Zero, did he just say that she licks me...?"
"Like a lollipop," Zero confirmed, gaze fixed resolutely out towards the dance floor, hoping to see the hostess returning. His tone was so serious and his attempts to not be embarrassed by the song that was loudly blasting over the amped up speakers so obvious that it increased Kaname's amusement even more.
"I don't believe that "jerp" is a word..." the pureblood remarked after a moment, unable to help blinking at the unexpected explicitness of the lyrics if you actually paid attention to them. The song would have seemed more lewd if the tune wasn't so darn catchy. Half of it seemed to him to be in a different language, however. "And what the heck are laylelums?" he added.
Zero mumbled something that sounded like: "mehmemums..." and Kaname raised his eyebrows.
"What?" he asked, raising his voice to be heard above the dull roar of the club. Zero's mumble was again too soft to be heard and Kaname gave him a frustrated look. "You know what this place is doing to my ears, Zero, speak up can't you?"
Zero glared at him. "Lady lumps, all right?" he repeated, raising his voice in a growl. "Not laylelums! I'd like to touch your lovely lady lumps," he repeated the song lyrics in exasperation, only to realize that he was talking louder than he'd intended. He glanced around quickly, cheeks flushing very attractively. He gave Kaname a dirty look as if wondering if the other vampire was intentionally making him translate the embarrassing song lyrics to him. Yet it was obvious that Zero was a little amused as well, despite himself.
The expression on Kaname's face was worth the momentary discomfort, though. The pureblood looked both amused and non-pulsed in that sort of awkward way which said he wasn't quite sure how to react to this little cultural experience. "Oh, you mean their..."
"YES. SHUT UP."
Kaname looked about ready to say something else, when the song went into a extended new refrain that made both vampires flush slightly and look at each other. Zero started laughing first, then Kaname lost his struggle with the chuckles shaking in his chest as well. It was just too embarrassingly funny for some reason. Maybe just because they were there together and paying way too much attention to such small, ridiculous things.
"I never really thought of it as juicy before..." Kaname gasped softly amid contained mirth.
Zero looked like he wanted to kill him, if only he could stop choking on repressed laughter long enough to do so. Maybe in reality this was so amusingly mortifying because the two of them could identify with both sides of the song, at least as far as the... er... lollipop angle went.
The hostess returned and gave the two flushed, laughing men a polite, bemused look as if questioning their sanity. She did not comment however, and merely informed them that the party they were looking for was not here, he'd probably gone to check on one of his other clubs. She would be glad to give them a call if he returned.
Kaname and Zero thanked her and left, only too glad to get out of the crowded club. As they exited out onto the darkened street, Kaname shot Zero a look. "Do you want to lick the wrapper?" he inquired with a wicked gleam in his eyes, the strong upward twitching at the corners of his mouth the only thing that ruined his deadpan expression.
As intended, it tipped Zero over the edge of his control again, back into a coughing fit of laughter. "Oh, shut up!" he choked in a wheeze. "Or I'll give you lovely black and blue lumps."
Kaname shook his head, laughing as they walked away.
THE END
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Yeaaah... Like I said, insanity and over tiredness is my only defense on this one. LOL
Oh, apropos of nothing... my old computer died Monday night, and I had to get a new one. Ever since then I've been on the long and sometimes trying odyssey of getting a new system set up, software installed, data moved and a ton of other little things that you totally forget you need to do until you suddenly are faced with a brand new system that seems to do nothing quite the way you want it to. ;P
Oookay. If I the phone hasn't rung soon, I really need to go to bed... *still giggling about lollipops, proving that she is pretty much certifiably insane*
Labels: framing hanley, framing hanley lollipop, insanity, kaname x zero, kaname x zero ficlet, kaname x zero humor, lollipop, randomness, vampire knight humor
*LOL* XD XD I kept expecting it to turn sexy for them too, not only the song! XD *lol*
As they exited the night club especially... XD
But they were so cute laughing together too. X3
Oh, I so know the syndrom of 2AM fic. XD *has a folder full of fics that were written that way, needs to look through them and see if any has any chance to be posted* XD;;
At least yours is still postable. XD Mine... not so sure.
I have one about Rido climbing in trees as a child, I swear, it makes NO SENSE whatsoever. *lol* XD;;; (It's some long explanation about why Juri's birth makes Rido fall off trees... Riiight. XD;;;; *lol*)
If you have a cordless phone, can you put it by the bed maybe, while you wait for your friend to call? That's what I do when I need sleep but am waiting for a call.
*hopes your friend will be okay* ^^;
Sorry for the rushed and probably completely chaotic mail I sent you yesterday. ^^;;; I usually re-read prior to sending a mess, but my husband was doing the foot-tapping-thing of "either you are ready now or we're not going out to get those VK things you mentioned", and so... XD;;;; *lol*
Sorry if it was a colossal mess half-understandable and horrible/making no sense. ^^;; *angsted about it, inevitably* XD;;
On the plus side, I did find the lovely VK goodies I was looking for ...and have gift-wrapped three of them for shipping to someone, sometime before Christmas, so I'm sure you'll agree that the trip was totally worth. ;D
Posted by
Moe Sagakure |
December 12, 2008 3:04 AM
Hahaha! *falls out of her chair laughing* Hurray for little goodies that float free from a sleep-deprived mind. *grins wide*
That was absolutely hilarious to read, especially after listening to the song.
'Speak up Zero, I can't hear you..." LOL! Poor Zero, I feel his embarrasment there. But you can't help but love Kaname cause that would indeed be a reaction of his. Heheh.
So much fun to see them laughing about together though. ^.^
Do more sleep deprivation goodies in the future, Vani! It's great seeing what comes out when they're this much fun.
And then even when you try to sleep all the rabid plot bunnies will just gnaw on you a bit to keep you awake, yeah? *giggles* Do your work my lovely fluffies of doom! *sets loose some more*
Anyways just had to stop by. Take care Vani!
- Rikali
Posted by
Dark Huntress Rikali |
December 12, 2008 4:20 AM
*ROTFL* Genial!!!! You know, I have had a mental picture of Kaname and Zero in a disco for a while (with an incredible amount of different situations to confront), so I looooooved your little paranoia. Lollypops!!!!! *falls of the chair drooling madly* I was expecting a ...mmm...you know...continuation of the story!!!!
I understand you: computer world is hell!!!!! You always need something you don't have in order to use some software.
Posted by
VaneCaos |
December 12, 2008 7:44 AM
Sagakure: LOL! Well if I hadn't been so utterly dead I was litterally falling asleep on my keyboard, it probably would have. LOL who knows, there might be a Lollipop Part 2 at some point... XD
LOL that's a great about Rido and trees! XD
Yeah, I do have a cordless phone, but I was kind of afraid that if I fell asleep, I would miss it. I don't always hear the phone ring when I'm sleeping. He finally did call though, and I was able to help him out, so that was good. *yawns* even if I am completely drained today. :P
No way, not a chaotic mail at all! Fun as always!! *huggles mail* Sorry I haven't responded yet, was too brain dead last night and would have been completely incomprehensible. XP
Ooo! Yes, I think the trip sounds like it was totally worth it!! X3 <333333 *hugs*
Rikali: LOL glad you enjoyed it! I look at it now and I'm like: Oh man... posting stories when you're overtired is like singing Kareoke when you're drunk. LOL It always seems like a good idea at the time... XD
LOL ack! *gets smothered by more bunnies* XD Thanks!! *hugs*
VaneCaos: Thanks!! Yeah, it's fun to imagine them in a setting like that! *high fives* LOL well like I told Sagakure, who knows, maybe I'll have to do a "Lollipop part 2" sometime with what happens after... XD
SO true about software and computers! :P
Posted by
Blackened Wing |
December 12, 2008 3:42 PM
this is one of the versions of it, it's pretty recent too, released in 2008 ^_^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h7-M2_sNOU it's a bit.... explicit though.. some bad words...
Posted by
shinigamiami |
December 12, 2008 9:46 PM
LOL gosh that was funny!!! It's not always you see those two carefree and stuff XDD you should do more. I mean, i've never really come across a fic of the vampires going into nightclubs or bars... you should do a humor one, Vani XDD It could work out reaaally good since you always keep the guys in character(even when yaoi-ish!) ^^ LOLLIPOP!!! lick it~ oh lick it~~~
Posted by
Yumiii |
December 14, 2008 9:10 AM
shinigamiami: Yup, it is pretty recent. Thanks for sharing! :D
Yumiii: LOL I know, it's fun to see them in a kind of candid, carefree, every-day kind of momne tlike that. Thanks!! Well I do intend to write a nice little fluff flick for our boys after the angst of Blood Moon. LOL but a straight up humor fic would be fun! I'll have to think about that... *eyes the bunnies warily* LOL Yesss! Lick...;D
Posted by
Blackened Wing |
December 14, 2008 2:58 PM
ROTFL! It would be Kaname that would be confused by the lyrics and Zero who has to explain them! *still rolling around on the floor*
It's amazing how lucid you can be at 2am and still write something so IC and so fun! *salutes Goddess*
No, we are not going to give them back to Matsuri even if she does want them back and 'S' is for 'Super'!!
Thanks so much for sharing this! Loved how Zero was flushing (like you didn't know that :D) and how they both ended up laughing - so adorable! Kya...!!
Posted by
YenGirl |
December 16, 2008 3:24 AM
LOL yeah, it seemed appropriate that way to me too. XD LOL I don't know about lucid, but I'm so glad you enjoyed my little crack fic.
XD NOPE! We are never giving them back... mwahahah we shall keep Zero and Kaname forever so we can continue to make them blush to our heart's content. ;D LOL oookay, guess it's getting towards the lateish side again, isn't it? I'm getting silly again. ;) Wait... that's my usual state of being, that's right! Never mind... ;D
Thanks again!!
Posted by
Blackened Wing |
December 16, 2008 11:07 PM
Kaname X Zero all the way... ow.. Our pureblood was embarassed? ow... isn't he the perverted one between them?
Posted by
aisha4senru |
May 11, 2009 8:42 AM
LOL! Well yes, but there's a difference to being perverted in private and in public. ;) Kaname comes across as somewhat formal in most public settings so I'm sure he was raised in a very 'proper' fashion. ;)
Anyway, I'm rather perverted *glances at the ample proof of her fics* and I still managed to blush a bit the first time I actually realized what that song was saying (hence the inspiration for the fic, actually! LOL) So... yeah, that was my reasoning, flawed as it might be. ;D It all seemed to make sense at 2am in the morning... ;D
Thanks!
Posted by
Blackened Wing |
May 11, 2009 2:21 PM
You said you have heard the original song.Well it's 'Lollipop' by Lil Wayne.It's an awesome song and I think you will love it too.
By the way, GREAT story.I going to tell all my friends about it.
Posted by
Anonymous |
June 5, 2009 6:53 PM
Anon: Thanks! Yes, I have heard that now too. 0:D
Thanks so much! Glad you liked it!
Posted by
Blackened Wing |
June 7, 2009 2:29 PM