Vampire Knight 12 Days of Christmas
LOL okay, there's a million things I should be doing, but I came up with this demented little bit of verse so I had to inflict it upon... er... I mean share it with all of you. ;D
It's my very perverted pervision of the 12 Days of Christmas song, heavily modified to fit a *cough* yaoi-ish *cough* Vampire Knight theme that attempts to tell a silly story along the way about what might happen if Kaname, Zero and Ichiru were snowbound somewhere for a few days... and then a bunch of our favorite nobles showed up too...
Ichiru gets to be in it just because I needed two to go after one... *is shot for coming up with such extreme nonesense*
For it to be at all funny, you have to sing it in your head to the tune... cause I tried to make sure that all the sylables mostly fit. ;) You do have to draw the word skivvies out so it's ski-ii-vies to fit the tune, just a note... *is shot again both for having the word 'skivvies' in a song and for trying to explain how to sing it* XD
The (whacked) Vampire Knight 12 Days of Christmas
by Blackened Wing... who isn't sure she should admit to it. XD
On the first day of Christmas I'd really like to see...
A pureblood in his skivvies
On the second day of Christmas I'd really like to see
Two hunter twins
And a pureblood in his skivvies
On the third day of Christmas I'd really like to see
Three French kisses
Two hunter twins
And a pureblood in his skivvies
On the fourth day of Christmas I'd really like to see
Four gasping moans
Three French kisses
Two hunter twins
And a pureblood in his skivvies
On the fifth day of Christmas I'd really like to see
Five snow-bound nights
Four gasping moans
Three French kisses
Two hunter twins
And a pureblood in his skivvies
On the sixth day of Christmas I'd really like to see
Six hands a roving
Five snow-bound nights
Four gasping moans
Three French kisses
Two hunter twins
And a pureblood in his skivvies
On the seventh day of Christmas I'd really like to see
Seven nobles joining
Six hands a roving
Five snow-bound nights
Four gasping moans
Three French kisses
Two hunter twins
And a pureblood in his skivvies
On the eighth day of Christmas I'd really like to see
Eight playful eyes
Seven nobles joining
Six hands a roving
Five snow-bound nights
Four gasping moans
Three French kisses
Two hunter twins
And a pureblood in his skivvies
On the ninth day of Christmas I'd really like to see
Nine pillow fights
Eight playful eyes
Seven nobles joining
Six hands a roving
Five snow-bound nights
Four gasping moans
Three French kisses
Two hunter twins
And a pureblood in his skivvies
On the tenth day of Christmas I'd really like to see
Ten sleepy houseguests
Nine pillow fights
Eight playful eyes
Seven nobles joining
Six hands a roving
Five snow-bound nights
Four gasping moans
Three French kisses
Two hunter twins
And a pureblood in his skivvies
On the eleventh day of Christmas I'd really like to see
Eleven cups of cocoa
Ten sleepy houseguests
Nine pillow fights
Eight playful eyes
Seven nobles joining
Six hands a roving
Five snow-bound nights
Four gasping moans
Three French kisses
Two hunter twins
And a pureblood in his skivvies
On the twelfth day of Christmas I'd really like to see
Twelve memory wipes
Eleven cups of cocoa
Ten sleepy houseguests
Nine pillow fights
Eight playful eyes
Seven nobles joining
Six hands a roving
Five snow-bound nights
Four gasping moans
Three French kisses
Two hunter twins
And a pureblood in his skivvies
The numbers don't all add up, but shhhh.... >> I claim artistic licence.
Couldn't resist the last verse. LOL after a crazy time like that, memory wipes would have to be in order...
Just in case anyone wants or needs to know what the actual tune is like, you can listen to it here:
It's hillarious how hard I had to look to find a non-messed up / parody version of this song anywhere! *chuckles*
Hey, if anyone else has any other ideas for a VK 12 days rendition, or other Christmas song parodies or anything else of the like that they'd like to share here, post 'em! I'd love to hear and I'm sure everyone else would too! :D
It's my very perverted pervision of the 12 Days of Christmas song, heavily modified to fit a *cough* yaoi-ish *cough* Vampire Knight theme that attempts to tell a silly story along the way about what might happen if Kaname, Zero and Ichiru were snowbound somewhere for a few days... and then a bunch of our favorite nobles showed up too...
Ichiru gets to be in it just because I needed two to go after one... *is shot for coming up with such extreme nonesense*
For it to be at all funny, you have to sing it in your head to the tune... cause I tried to make sure that all the sylables mostly fit. ;) You do have to draw the word skivvies out so it's ski-ii-vies to fit the tune, just a note... *is shot again both for having the word 'skivvies' in a song and for trying to explain how to sing it* XD
The (whacked) Vampire Knight 12 Days of Christmas
by Blackened Wing... who isn't sure she should admit to it. XD
On the first day of Christmas I'd really like to see...
A pureblood in his skivvies
On the second day of Christmas I'd really like to see
Two hunter twins
And a pureblood in his skivvies
On the third day of Christmas I'd really like to see
Three French kisses
Two hunter twins
And a pureblood in his skivvies
On the fourth day of Christmas I'd really like to see
Four gasping moans
Three French kisses
Two hunter twins
And a pureblood in his skivvies
On the fifth day of Christmas I'd really like to see
Five snow-bound nights
Four gasping moans
Three French kisses
Two hunter twins
And a pureblood in his skivvies
On the sixth day of Christmas I'd really like to see
Six hands a roving
Five snow-bound nights
Four gasping moans
Three French kisses
Two hunter twins
And a pureblood in his skivvies
On the seventh day of Christmas I'd really like to see
Seven nobles joining
Six hands a roving
Five snow-bound nights
Four gasping moans
Three French kisses
Two hunter twins
And a pureblood in his skivvies
On the eighth day of Christmas I'd really like to see
Eight playful eyes
Seven nobles joining
Six hands a roving
Five snow-bound nights
Four gasping moans
Three French kisses
Two hunter twins
And a pureblood in his skivvies
On the ninth day of Christmas I'd really like to see
Nine pillow fights
Eight playful eyes
Seven nobles joining
Six hands a roving
Five snow-bound nights
Four gasping moans
Three French kisses
Two hunter twins
And a pureblood in his skivvies
On the tenth day of Christmas I'd really like to see
Ten sleepy houseguests
Nine pillow fights
Eight playful eyes
Seven nobles joining
Six hands a roving
Five snow-bound nights
Four gasping moans
Three French kisses
Two hunter twins
And a pureblood in his skivvies
On the eleventh day of Christmas I'd really like to see
Eleven cups of cocoa
Ten sleepy houseguests
Nine pillow fights
Eight playful eyes
Seven nobles joining
Six hands a roving
Five snow-bound nights
Four gasping moans
Three French kisses
Two hunter twins
And a pureblood in his skivvies
On the twelfth day of Christmas I'd really like to see
Twelve memory wipes
Eleven cups of cocoa
Ten sleepy houseguests
Nine pillow fights
Eight playful eyes
Seven nobles joining
Six hands a roving
Five snow-bound nights
Four gasping moans
Three French kisses
Two hunter twins
And a pureblood in his skivvies
The numbers don't all add up, but shhhh.... >> I claim artistic licence.
Couldn't resist the last verse. LOL after a crazy time like that, memory wipes would have to be in order...
Just in case anyone wants or needs to know what the actual tune is like, you can listen to it here:
It's hillarious how hard I had to look to find a non-messed up / parody version of this song anywhere! *chuckles*
Hey, if anyone else has any other ideas for a VK 12 days rendition, or other Christmas song parodies or anything else of the like that they'd like to share here, post 'em! I'd love to hear and I'm sure everyone else would too! :D
Labels: kaname x zero christmas, kaname x zero humor, vampire knight 12 days of christmas, vampire knight humor, vk twelve days of christmas
*ROTFL* XDD
I haven't ever heard the original song, but yours is awesome. XD
And hot too! XD *lol*
Posted by
Moe Sagakure |
November 25, 2008 8:35 PM
LOL glad you like it! XD
Oops, should have thought that not everyone might have heard the tune. After much searching around to find a non-parody version of the song LOL I have now added it to the post, so you can hear how it's supposed to go. ;)
Thanks!
Posted by
Blackened Wing |
November 25, 2008 8:57 PM
ROTFL!! (and clutching at aching sides, grinning insanely wide)
Whee! Such a darned good thing to put one in a yaoi-Christmassy mood *is also shot for linking 'yaoi' to Christmas*
I know the song and was singing it in my head as I took in every giggle-inducing line - you rock, Vani!!
*giggles again to herself as she reads it again* Hey, you know we should probably come up with more stuff like this! Loved the memory wipes... ah, me... *wipes tears of mirth from her eyes*
Posted by
YenGirl |
November 25, 2008 9:16 PM
:D :D :D YAY!! Glad you found it funny and enjoyed it! LOL I know, Yaoi and Christmas so shouldn't go into the same sentance, but... *giggles* oh well!
Yeah! We should totally come up with more stuff like this! I'd love to see what everyone else might come up with! *goes back and adds an invitation to join the craziness to her post*
Posted by
Blackened Wing |
November 25, 2008 9:24 PM
Thanks for the invite, Vani! Here's something quick and silly from me, parody of Silent Night.
Note: Tried very hard for it not to go over the top, and it's done for the spirit of it, and NOT to offend anyone or any religion at all - Silent Night is one of my favourite carols after all :)
-- Start --
Silent night, quiet night
All is calm, all is peace
Round yon sleeping vampire duo
Peaceful loving so tender and mild
Sleep in well deserved peace
Sleep in well deserved peace
Silent night, quiet night
Straight guys quake at the sight!
Glories stream from passion so near
Heavenly sighs mean Alleluia!
Love between them is born
Love between them is born
Silent night, quiet night
Kaname, pure delight
Radiant beams from thy gorgeous face
With joy for your dearly beloved
Zero, love of thy heart
Zero, love of thy heart
-- End --
*hides from them in any case*
Posted by
YenGirl |
November 25, 2008 11:58 PM
heh heh we're all in the christmas spirit already lol :D
Good King Wenceslas is one of my fave carols, i can play it on guitar :P
But the 12 days of christmas is the all time best carol in my opinion :D I've been singing it since I was a child XD
Loved your version of course, it made me laugh :P
-hebe
Posted by
hebe_horses |
November 26, 2008 6:39 AM
YenGirl: ROTFL!!! I LOVE IT! *giggles endlessly* that's awesome!
*rolls around on the floor laughing some more, much to the bemusement of her coworkers...*
Next time I try to sing Silent Night I just KNOW I'm going to almost crack up because I'll have your version running through my head. XD *invisions getting thrown out of church for breaking out laughing uncontrollably in the middle of the candelight version of "Silent Night" this Christmas Eve... ;D
hebe_horses: LOL yup! I figure if the stores, etc. already have all their decorations up and everywhere I go they're playing Christmas music, then it's okay to get an early start... ;D
I like Good King Wenceslas too. I bet that's lovely played on the guitar, so cool that you can play!
Yup, 12 Days of Christmas was always one I liked too, especially as a kid because it just goes on forever and you start trying to sing it faster and faster and not trip up. LOL Glad you liked my version! ;)
Posted by
Blackened Wing |
November 26, 2008 3:48 PM
XD XD wow... memory wipes... oh... the the SIX roaming hands... eh? threesome? o.O
oooh.... Yengirl's version of SIlent Night is good too! XD ^_^
Posted by
shinigamiami |
November 26, 2008 9:05 PM
Thanks, Vani! *grins happily* LOL, I hope you don't crack up while in church then! Needless to say, I was inspired by the recent chapters of Blood Moon (like you didn't know that!)
Thanks, Shinigamiani, glad you enjoyed that!
Posted by
YenGirl |
November 26, 2008 11:18 PM
*ROTFL, still trying to recover her breath* You too are a case!!! I laughed sooooo much!!!!!I didn't know 12 Days of Christmas, thanks for posting a link *nods happily after extending her musical knowledge* but I know Silent Night and I always imagine this song as being singed by children. Yen: try to imagine how can I listen to it innocently now!!!! :-D
Oh, I can't do something similar, all the christmas songs that I know are in Spanish or in Catalan (is the other language that we speak in the part of Spain where I live). But I'm entering fully in Christmas mood because IT'S SNOWING in my town!!! *bounces happily planning snow fights*
Posted by
VaneCaos |
November 27, 2008 7:53 AM
*laughs so hard, holding stomach* oh my goth! my stomach hurts! that is so hilarous!! I was actually singing along! oh my goth! that is now my favorite song of all time! thank you so much! ROFL *sigh* thank you... you're a genius! pure genius!
Posted by
karen-sama |
November 27, 2008 7:16 PM
Vani you're a classical legend XD That song was hilarious especially when I found out what skivvies was O-o;; LOL ROFL I love memory wipes XD But i don't think they're nexcessary!!! muah ha ha maybe you next extra memory wipes cos some of them just can't forget ;3
Posted by
Yumiii |
November 28, 2008 9:46 PM
That was really funny. Now if only someone would come up with a picture of Kaname in his skivies. I picture him as a tidy whitey kind of guy rather than a boxer man.
I can't draw though. Anyone up to the challenge?
Posted by
Nineorchids |
November 29, 2008 1:27 AM
Ah hahahaha!! That's absolutely fantastic, Vani! I LOVE IT! *clutches sides as she continues to laugh and get strange looks from family*
Ah that was great. I was singing the song to these wonderfully-new lyrics and just about started choking with glee LOL!
Anyways that aside, as you can see I am still alive! I've been on and off the past month or so and still obviously fallen behind on SO much. *sniffles* It makes me sad. But I still wanted to stop by and say hello!
*spots Yen's version of Silent Night and promptly loses all thought processes before she tumbles off her chair laughing*
HAHA! I agree with Vani now, I can just imagine what's gonna go through my head un church at our candlelight service and singing of Silent Night. I'll just have to contain myself as best I can... but wow... that's just *giggles helplessly*
That was just great. ^.^ I also can't wait to catch up on everything with Blood Moon. I haven't forgotten you Vani, or Yen, or Silvy or anyone else, I swear!! I missed you all, but I am back and hopefully gonna be around more often now. Hurray for time off of work! WOOT!
Anyways, I hope some of you all also had a wonderful Thanksgiving too. ^.^
Well guess I'll catch ya all later!
- Rikali
Posted by
Dark Huntress Rikali |
November 29, 2008 3:40 AM
shinigamiami: *Grins* I shall just leave it to your imagination... ;D LOL
YenGirl: Well I shall try... *threatens to burst out laugning just thinking about it* oh dear... ;D
VaneCaos: LOL Thanks!! Glad you enjoyed!!! I share your situation with Silent Night now... ;) OH! SNOW!! Cool! It doesn't snow where I live, which I only miss right around Christmas time. Enjoy an extra snow ball fight for me, okay? :D
karen-sama: LOL! Thank you! Very happy that you found it funny! Wow, singing along huh? Cool! *tries not to admit that she has actually sung it as well, just, you know, to test it out...* ;D Thanks again! *hugs*
Yumiii: *grins un-innoccently* thank you! I think you're right about the memory wipes! ;D
Nineorchids: Thanks! oooh... yes, I would like to see that too! *gets all kinds of mental images she wishes she had time to draw*
Rikali: XD XD *pats on the back to help with choking... which doesn't really help, as it never does... don't know why people even do it LOL* Thanks!!
Awesome to hear from you! No worries, I'm tremendously behind on like... EVERYTHING as well, so I completely understand. You just take care of yourself and have fun. YAY for having more time though! :D *hugs*
Posted by
Blackened Wing |
November 29, 2008 6:53 PM
Thank you, Vane! How lovely to have snow at Christmas time! Enjoy yourself :D *tries to imagine since she's never had snow where she lives and hasn't experienced it anywhere else either*
Thank you, Rikali! So good to hear from you again, and will reply your email shortly. (hope all goes well when singinging the actual carols in church). Good for time off from work :D
Vani... I've missed you! *tries to sneakily hug everyone but the pureblood in skivvies escapes, naturally...*
Posted by
YenGirl |
November 30, 2008 6:17 PM